Saturday, June 21, 2014
summer... i got this.
Summer you treat me oh, so good. Gosh I love the days of summer, where shirts aren't required and eating watermelon until you wanna puke is right-of-passage. Most people live for filling up there kids' schedules with space camps and science activities and I am the complete opposite. I want to do nothing. No running around, no hustling. Just pure bliss for whatever we feel that day. It isn't something that is easy to come by, I have really worked hard to become lazy and oblivious to life's tasks. I mean if there was ever a person you wanted to help teach you how to ignore chores and household requirements, then I am your girl! Let me tell you, I have no desire to make a million friends and be the who's-who of the local mom's club - you know, the one with the spic'n'span house. In fact, I want to be a nobody who just slides in under the radar and who takes the best table at the community pool because I am there early (remember I am refreshed and can wake up early since I did NOTHING the previous day). That is the kind of mom I want to be this summer. The one who just does nothing yet seems to knock it out of the park every day with a new adventure that was completely unplanned. I don't know about you, but trying to make friends with other moms isn't always easy, and when you do get together it's like a small fleet of dragons because your kids like quadruple the amount of bodies in the group. So cheers to being the coolest loner at the park who is hopped up on watermelon and the one tying the water-balloons for your troops! (I could remember the water-balloons because I did absolutely nothing yesterday, you remember?) Summer... it's going to be a great one!!!!!
Posted by ruffledsnob at 10:32 PM